It's Billy Week!! Today ME wants to talk about mine woofie furriend! ME LOVES WOOFIES.
Mine bestest furriend is MAXX
Maxx lives in the house that Miles was borned in. Maxx was there when Miles was borned, but Miles HATES him. He hisses at him all the time. ME thinks that Maxx scairt Miles when he was a little babycat and that's why Miles hates him. Nicky likes Maxx and Sammy maybe likes him - ME thinks Sammy really doesn't care one way or the ofur.
Maxx comes to visit ME sometimes - since his human mommy wented to the people bridge last year he has 'behavior prollems' when he's home alone so he comes to visit us on some weekend days when his human daddy has to go out. He goes to woofie daycare during the week. ME has nefur seen any arts and crafts or anyfing that he has made, so ME doesn't know what woofies do in woofie day care.
We likes to play games like "who has a bigger mouf" and "lion tamer" where I put mine head in his mouf. We also likes to play fetch and chase and ME likes to play 'vampire' (that's what we're playing in the pikshur).
Maxx is a American Eskimo woofie so he likes to play in the snow and he doesn't like the hots.
ME misses him when he's not here, but the mom lady person says he cannot move in wif us - his human daddy needs him 'acuase he's all alone now. ME told her that ME would move in wif Maxx, but the mom lady person said she would cry if ME did that. ME doesn't want the mom lady person to cry.
ME would love to haf mine own woofie - maybe ME will start a petishun!!!